1 Luglio
Domenica
I met Joy @ Row 8 in T2!
I thought, surprise surprise, all my mates heading out of town on the same giorno. (Oliveiro to India)
Well… my mistake.
Holly was just seeing her youth group leader off.
But! She’d be leaving on the 14th Luglio @ T1. So maybe I’ll be able to see her off @ the gate. Maybe. Most BA flights are in the evening, and I’m on AM duty that day, so we’ll see about it. Nothing to say about driver today. As usual never return greeting. *sigh*
BUT, Thulasi did.
So fed-up with someone in this divisa (uniform). Enlisted her help, she asked so many questions, and did not get back to me. Greeted her in her tongue, and *DUMBSTRUCK*.
Gotta ask “So what’s your answer? Able to help?”
Ms. Mumbles: “no”
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2 Luglio
Lunedì
The cagna can smile ah…
Cos’ I just ignored that rude Cina interrupter when she was onto her 2nd question.
Ms. Kohl-eyes “I can get a ziplock bag” (STATEMENT, not request.)
*walk away after getting what she wants*
2nd question STILL no Ps & Qs. THE CAGNA JUST DOES NOT KNOW HER ALPHABETS, DOES SHE?
My favourite cabbie today. Nice people @ work today. All’s well. (didn’t realise how soon I spoke)
…
Oohh… How nice. Another fugging bitch come kachow me.
You ask for ziplock bag, I give…
Ms. Fussy B: “Can I have another? This looks…used. “
“Yeah, it’s only been used to store other bags.”
YADAH YADAH YADAH.
(After handing her a NEW piece)
Her: This is new, yadah yadah yadah”
Me: (goes on to next guy, all smiles)
More questions from B*ch. Yadah yadah…
SnobB*ch: “You seem to be in a bad mood.”
Me: How did you guess, BITCH? “No, I’m always in a good mood”
(Ouch, stinging sarcasm)
On & on she goes about her dumb bags and that we should standardise the size of ‘em because “security didn’t allow her the long one the last previous time she flew” All these cos’ I gave crud face a “longer, narrow used bag”. BITCH. I just told her it’s an international guideline, up to 1litre in size is allowed. “Then the security said I can’t…yadah yadah” I repeated my line & told her “next time, ask the security why is it so if it’s in black & white”
The b*ch must have the last say: *mumble mumble then walks off* Bitch.
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3 Luglio
Martedì
I have learnt so much. I don’t want to be in misery over these cazzi/ cagne.
Live & let live. Farkit. They can go (take a flying leap)!
Lo Mande a banar!
Mangia bene, beve bene, vive bene. (Eat well, drink well, live well)
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4 Luglio
Mercoledì
Oggi,
The youngsters were @ my counter today.
C13 came up to West from Arrival to chat with me, and C4 was my partner.
So it was a battle of Nihonji & Italiano between ‘em.
All the bad words, what little they know…
Then, I had a practice session with ‘Alessi’. Haha.
…
5 came by with her good friend, ‘smiley queen’ & audited me. Behind the counter.
Yeah, so she mentioned the permit case again and INSISTED I saw the form and forgot about it. Showed me a photocopied version of the damn paper I signed during OJT, stating the modules we learnt. Hurrah.
Was I suppose to insist I am right in saying I didn’t see the damn permit and they can go check the camera footage for that pagi @ tengah, 5 claimed that’s when she audited me? Hmph.
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5 Luglio
Giovedì
Rushed to the counter today excitedly & happily, thinking Papaya & Cikgu were there.
Well, I got half the equation right.
But cos’ signorina fartna had a last-minute claimant, we didn’t have a proper chat.
No smile for the g’bye. Bah. Then, I found out Shasha’s leaving… Yeah yeah, it’s just ol’ me left from our batch.
*sigh* What a downer.
…
How dumb can humans be?
“What’s 100ml?”
“How’d you want me to explain? Ok, put your finger & thumb together and leave a small space between, that’s about how big a 100ml bottle is.”
I HATE PHONE CALLS WITH THESE RETARDS.
Never fail to amaze me with their stupidity.
“Anything more, you can check with your airline.”
“Silkair ah?”
“That’s the airline you’re travelling with, right? You ask them!”
“What Silkair number?”
NUMB. After that mentally-challenging phone call, I got a DUMB QUESTION from dark-skin. (No, not jojo) Use boarding pass to get free makan?!?
*INCREDULOUS LOOK ON MICH’S FACE*
“No, your flight is not delayed. You’ve to pay for your own meals.”
You pay for what you eat, duh right.
“I pay?? I pay?” Nono, let me be a good host and pay for you.
"Yes, you eat, you pay."
*SIGH*
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6 Luglio
Venerdì
Alamak, Alexis got a numbnut today who kept repeating “D? D?”
FUG! Which part of D don’t you get?!?
You-> D for DONKEY. Stubborn ol’dumb mule.
An Asian Chinese man came to me, no please/ hi/ excuse me.
Just walked away after he got what he want. I said loudly “YOU’RE WELCOME”.
‘Walk on by…’
…
Upon reaching Central, the last counter I’ve to cover for the first shift, I exclaimed “Lunch time!” Trust the biatch- D8- to look up but not acknowledge.
Numbfug.
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7 Luglio
Sabato
Luanda.
You expect me to name you every single airline that flies out of Singapore?
I had the sense to ask which country that city is in.
“Africa.” (-.-)
“I just thought with your experience...” Yeah yeah.
Why… I love Africa so much, I’ve been to every state! Cape Town, Zimbabwe, you name it!
“I can tell you Singapore Airlines fly to Johannesburg directly, and you could take domestic flights to Luanda from there”
“I know, not only Singapore Airlines, Qatar and Emirates also. I think I’ll just do my own research”. Yah, you had better. IRRITATING.
This, after I just got done with a feedback on this numbfug Velu. My saliva is on LOW SUPPLY now.
Oggi, many many people I’ve to entertain. A transit Zimbabwean (to PEK) ask me to tell him about Singapore. Ohh… There goes my mouth again.
...
"Where McDoor?"
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8 Luglio
Domenica
“好好 (hao hao)”
…
Mama rejected his call (thinking it was the alarm) 1st time round.
2nd time round, I went “I’m walking down!”
I got in the cab, “不 (ke yi) 迟到 (bu ke yi chi dao) 工(gong)…”
Lecture, balls!
Could I resist sticking out my tongue? Nooo. So many times I did.
Haha.
Mamasita could sense my displeasure I believe.
OK, he must be mighty cheesed off cos’ his last two pick-up, who happened to be us two CSOs, were late. Bleahh.
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9 Luglio
Lunedi
With Cikgu today. Very nice. We shared stories. As usual.
I saw a mama family of four. The padre asked me for a special cab.
I couldn’t resist asking “Do you intend to stay here for a long period?” upon seeing the valigie.
Sia lah! Must always lug their homes around…bags and bags and bags. Four of ‘em no doubt. But those were HUGE bags we’re talking about. 2 girls, 1 woman, 1 man. More than 5 big suitcases. *shakes head*
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11-12 Luglio
Mercoledì-Giovedì
The night was rather smooth.
In just a day, so many implementations. Ok, just more files and crap to read. Uhh.
Stayed back for over an hour after work for Sorella. E lontanooo!
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13 Luglio
Venerdì
Typically,
the Chinese give these kinda nonsense.
Someone once told me the Chinese are very calculating people. How true. Kena taxed for bringing in cigarettes, he asked me why is this so. I told him it's just the law, you're only allowed one opened pack, so anything more warrants a fine. It's been this way even before i was born. He can reply saying "Yeah. You're very young."
He talks about how being a visitor here, he has to respect the laws and his ciggies being from Taiwan blah de blah. Then, proceeds to ask if he could get his money back. I told him to check with the Customs' officers. So pained his expression. Mine too.
After entertaining him for awhile, when he was silent, pondering his next step/ question probably, i returned to my squatting position. Went back to rummaging my bag in the cupboard. Cue: repeat question- Can i get back my money since i am returning and already used some of the cigarettes?
I stood up, i replied: "Sir, i've said, I am not sure. Could you please check with Customs?"
With that, I squatted down and Mr. Forlorn walked away.
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